i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS
Ladies and gentlemen… I present something beautiful from Bill Nye’s facebook…
they LITERALLY JUST TOOK a SELFIE. the president a scientist and an engineer literally just took a SELFIE together. im so done. bye. im going to mars.
Dean 100% heterosexual Winchester
Ellen did her research. [x]
Benedict Cumberbatch touched by Lupita’s acceptance speach
he’s done it. this is it. its cumbers world. we’re just drooling in it.
…im so proud
CONCEAL DON’T FEEL DON’T LET THEM KNOW
Yup, Ellen DeGeneres now has the most retweeted tweet in history with her epic Oscars selfie.
WE ACCOMPLISHED A THING!!!!
Oh ellen. bless. thank, ye.
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